TFFG 18: Say what?

20 THINGS I DIDN’T KNOW I’D SAY WHEN 2020 STARTED

Did you disinfect the groceries?
Remember to bring your mask. 
Carole Baskin totally killed her husband.
Why do people love TikTok so much?
I made my first TikTok. 
I have Zoom FOMO.
Are they podding?
I almost put vodka in my smoothie.
There’s people here. Let’s leave.
Drinks on the driveway...six feet apart?
Sanitize your hands after you pick your nose.
Those Amazon boxes have to sit for at least 3 days.
I found a recipe for hand sanitizer.
Oh no, my daytime pajamas have a hole.
Maybe I’ll just have to go gray. 
What happens if we can’t buy toilet paper?/
I should Google third grade math. 
Is it okay that I want a drink at 10 am? 
It’s your turn to take our kid outside.
So is quarantine over?